Hello!!

Good morning! Hello!! Welcome to my new blog! As the smallest, hardest working person in show business, it was time that my blog was actually somewhere that the fans could read it, instead of just being part of my schtick. The website will be up and running soon, but for now, Blogger it is!

I have been given the official notice that I will be hosting at the 2006 Out of Bounds Improv Festival in Austin this September. I'm very excited about the gig, I was there last year scouting it out, and it met my high standards for accepting a gig. Is there parking? (Check.) Is there a bar near by? (that Sixth Street is lousy with them! Check!) Will there be WiFi access so I can keep filing my stories back here as a busy gossip columnist? (They say don't worry about it. They don't pay my rent!) Austin is a fun town, so I hope to see you all there.

The other big project for The Countess is I will begin Lensing a Video later this summer with Stinky the Sock. We are Slated to Shoot "Rainy Days and Mondays" directed by Patrick Gerrety. You think this was Variety or something!